Señor!
Señor...
- Tighten up that girth. - I must go to San FeIipe.
My mother is dead.
Straight down the road, about 50 miles.
Please...
Get outta here.
Hey.
Hey, amigo.
Come here.
Oh...
Perfect.
You're perfect.
I swear to God, boys, he's just right.
I'm gonna put you in that stage and watch those faces when they see you come in.
Move.
- By God, I... - Never mind, dear.
Over there.
Not that door. The other one, there.
Pull. Go on.
There you are. Now you just sit down and be quiet, Iike a good IittIe boy.
You see? He does understand.
Who knows, perhaps he can even talk.
Oh, now, even the peasants...
A bit of mustard? Thank you.
Even peasants are entitled to their rights.
After all, they have won a revolution. Or at least, almost.
Animals. That's what they are, animals.
Pardon.
Let us not forget, even animals can be tame and harmless.
Personally, I consider them unfortunate brutes.
- Yes, brutes. Quite right. - Precisely, my dear lady. Precisely.
I hate saying it, but you shouId hear them in the confessionaI.
You would never imagine.
- Did you know... - I can imagine, Father.
I can imagine Iiving in such promiscuity.
AII of them in one room, maIe and femaIe together,
Iying in a heap Iike rats in a sewer.
At night, when the Iights are out, aII their inhibitions disappear.
You never know who is next - mother, sister, daughter... goat.
Every country has its own plague.
Just Iike them niggers we got back home.
Just Iike animaIs, you mean, because that's what they are.
Exactly, which is why they're halfwits.
Hey, you. Do you know who your father was?
Do you know at Ieast how oId you are?
He doesn't know.
You know how many kids you have?
Do you know how many kids your mother had?
He doesn't know anything.
And it was to benefit scum Iike this that the agrarian reform was imposed.
And that ass, Madero, wanted to give the government and our Iand
to idiots Iike this.
We are all pawns in the hands of God.
Fortunately, divine providence has disposed of that rash Madero.
My dear Monsignor, Iet us be reaIistic.
What you call providence, I call General Huerta. He put the peasants in their place.
Which is the best place for animals, because that's what they are.
Animals.
I can imagine, Father. I can imagine Iiving in such promiscuity.
..wanted to give the government and our Iand to idiots Iike this.
Animals.
Every country has its own plague. Just like them niggers we got back home.
Animals.
..providence has disposed of that rash Madero.
Animals.
..providence has disposed of that rash Madero.
- Just like them niggers... - Animals. That's what they are, animals.
- Just like them niggers. - That's what they are, animals.
- Halfwits. - Like them niggers.
- Brutes. - Animals.
- ..unfortunate brutes. - I can imagine...
- Niggers. - I can imagine...
- Brutes. - Niggers.
- ..unfortunate brutes. - ..them niggers.
- Idiots. - Niggers.
Anda, caballo! Anda!
Hu-yo!
Anda, caballo!
Hey, you. Come on, give us a hand and push.
Move, will ya, you lazy bunch of greasers!
You think they'd get off their asses to help us, the bastards? Hell, no.
Anda!
Caballa, hu-yo!
Hu-yo, caballa!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Argh!
Take him away before he dirties everything.
Ladies and gentlemen, give everything to my niños without any trouble.
We kill them all, OK, Papa?
How many times have I toId you, ChuIo, no shooting unIess Papa puIIs the trigger?
Asomate arriba y mirale bien.
Come.
Come, come, come, come!
You wanted to know my family?
That's my sons. Each one of them from a different mother.
And now you kneeI.
KneeI.
KneeI!
Papa!
This is my father, I think.
- Pleased to meet... - Go inside before Chulo kills everyone.
My mother, she had the blood of the Aztecs, which was before your people.
And now I ask you a question.
Can you make a baby?
That's sad. But we will fix that.
- Señora! - Let me go.
Let go.
Go on.
Go.
- Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
That's pretty good, huh?
Oh, Jesus...
Help me. I'm going to faint.
No, no, no, no, no.
You faint now and you miss the best part.
Juanito, you get everything?
You'II pay for this, you bastard. I'm a citizen of the United States of America.
To me you're just a naked son of a bitch. You understand, Yankee?
Thank you.
Thank you. For everything.
Have you a Iight?
Duck, you sucker.
There is a hole in the roof.
Hey!
I wouIdn't do that if I were you.
Why?
You pull that trigger and shoot me, I fall.
And if I faII...
they'II have to aIter aII the maps.
You see, when I go, haIf this bIoody country goes with me.
IncIuding yourseIf.
- You understand now. - Oh, si, si, si, si, si.
I understand. Si!
It's Iike a miracIe of God. You... You are a great magician.
I stop your motorcycIe, you do the magic with my coach, so now we are even.
- Even? - Si.
No, we're not even.
Fix my motorcycle, we'll be even.
I'II be inside.
- We kill him now, Papa? - No.
First we fix the motorcycle. Shh...
- It's whisky. - Thank God for that.
Where you going in this contraption?
Well, where you going?
Shaver Mines.
Lucanina? Yeah, I know that pIace. I know the man who owns that too.
I know that fat German son of a bitch.
That greasy tub of Iard Mr Aschenbach,
who wrings our people dry like slaves, even his servants.
One girI had an ass, her cheeks were so fuII and hard they were Iike drums.
- When I got her pregnant, he fired her! - Jesus Christ!
Will you shut up and go and fix my motorcycle.
OK.
Anything you say, firecracker.
Take your hands off that.
Good for you, firecracker.
Not even one Iousy peso.
I don't know why I named you NapoIeon when you have no imagination.
This is a bank.
- Mesa Verde. - Si, Papa. Mesa Verde, Mesa Verde.
And if we can get this firecracker to come with us, then we will be rich.
Where does he come in? The dynamite's right here.
No, you need an expert for a thing Iike that.
You only need matches and balls, Juan. And I got all of those.
- Si? - Si.
You see that tree over there?
Short fuse.
Now you understand why we need the firecracker?
Where the hell are we?
What kind of work you do for the German?
Listen, I ask you a question. What do you do for the German?
- I've been Iooking for siIver for him. - SiIver?
I don't understand how you waste your time and hoIy water Iooking for siIver.
To me, that's a sin.
- Have you any better ideas? - Si. I think goId is better than siIver.
- There isn't any gold in these hills. - Yes, there is.
In Mesa Verde.
Mesa Verde? It's a city.
Of course it's a city. Who ever heard of having a bank in the country?
Uh-huh. A bank?
Not a bank. The bank.
The most beautiful, wonderful, fantastic,
gorgeous, magnificent bank in the whole world.
When you stand before the bank,
you see it has the gates of gold like it was the gates of heaven.
And when you go inside, everything... everything is gold.
Gold spittoons, gold handles.
And money, money... Money is everywhere.
You know? I know because I saw this when I was eight years oId.
I went with my father. He tried to rob the bank, but they caught him.
- But they will never catch me. Eh, Papa? - Right.
Listen, firecracker. Now you Iisten to me.
Listen, why don't you come with me? And we will work together.
And we will become rich.
Hey, what the hell is your name?
Sean.
What?
John.
- What is your name? - John.
That's fantastic. That is incredible.
My name is Juan and yours is John. It's Juan and John.
- So what? - So what? Don't you understand it?
That is... ehh... ohh... ahh...
destiny.
No. And I mean it.
Why? If it's more money that you want, I'II give you more than haIf.
I don't care about the money. That doesn't interest me, Iong as we work together.
Listen to what I'm teIIing you. We are Iike two brothers.
You make the holes with the holy water
and then I wiII go in and I waIk in and do the dirty work.
Listen, it takes one bandito to know another.
- So you can read? - You don't have to read.
I see a man's picture, underneath it I see a price. So I know that man is in troubIe.
Hey...
What kind of trouble you in?
Oh...
We fought a revolution in Ireland.
Revolution? Seems to me revolutions are all over the world. They're like the crabs.
We had a revolution. All the brave people went in it. What it did to them was terrible.
Like Pancho Villa, the best bandit chief in the world.
This man had two balls like the bull. He went in the revolution as a great bandit,
when he come out, he came out as what? Nothing. A generaI.
That to me is the bullshit.
Wait a minute.
You come here to join the revolution?
No. No.
No, one was enough for me.
Stop, you... you dirty
son of a bitch gringo bastard!
Hey!
Duck, you sucker.
- Say, which way is it to Lucanina? - Fuck you. You go find it for yourself.
Mexico is big, but for you it is going to be very big!
Big... Big... Big...
John, where are you? It's us.
Come on... Come on, you.
Go on in there.
Just a IittIe further inside, you heathen bastards.
What's this? You crazy? You talk to yourself now?
My friend, didn't I teII you Mexico was big?
Oh, shit.
Who are those people inside?
You mean who were those people inside.
Who...
Who were they? Who were those people inside?
Chulo!
Who were those people, for Christ's sake?
One of them was Aschenbach. Then there was three soldiers and one captain.
Everybody's dead in there.
Will you keep quiet and go get our friend's equipment together?
Anyway, when I went to Aschenbach
and I toId him, I said you wanted to see him, he wouIdn't beIieve that.
I said "That's too bad because he's discovered silver."
Then he was ready to come running. But the captain...
By the way, I think the captain and Aschenbach were working together.
The captain says "I want to see the man."
I said to the captain "How can you see a man
when he has blown off one of his hands with dynamite
and he is bleeding to death?"
When they heard that, they broke their asses to get here.
Anyway, you don't have any problem. They're dead and there's no questions.
Also, you have no contract. So you are free.
Of course there is one IittIe probIem: the army.
They will have a hard ass when it comes to the death of one of their captains.
But don't worry about that. I am your friend and I wiII heIp you.
- I wiII say anything you teII me to say. - No, no, no...
I don't need any heIp from you to know I've been screwed.
You fucking chicken thief.
What do you want with me?
Nothing.
I just thought that maybe...
we could go...
to Mesa Verde.
The bank. Isn't there anything eIse you remember about Mesa Verde?
Yes, there's a place where you can go in and sit down and eat,
and in front of you there's...
- The bank. - That's right. How you know that?
Listen, Mesa Verde, that's only the beginning.
Let me tell you, it will be Juan and John, the two specialistas in banks.
We'll call it "Johnny and Johnny". That's more American.
Amigo, we go to America, you have banks all over the place.
In CaIifornia, CoIorado, Kansas City, Texas and Austin.
You know, you have to think of the big future that we have ahead of us.
I'm thinking of the big train behind us.
Hey! Out of the way!
Hey, you.
I know that face.
Where have I seen you before?
Stop right where you are.
Drop that knife, you bastard.
I have famiIy.
I have a famiIy too.
(screams)
Beautiful, eh? My children...
Un, dos, un, dos...
Peloton, izquierda.
Un, dos, un, dos...
Peloton, alto.
Flanco izquierdo, ya!
Fusiles armados.
Media vuelta.
Marchen!
Tienen algo que pedir.
Ytú?
Peloton...
Listo...
Presenten armas.
- Preparen.
Apunten.
- Fuego!
En su lugar, descanso.
Hey, God, you sure this is Mesa Verde?
Do you have your beans with chilli or not?
- I don't want nothing from you. - Come on, have some beans.
Listen to me, you son of a bitch.
You pull that trick on me one more time, I break your goddamn head.
For Christ's sake...
The train comes, I take it. Been waiting for you in your Mesa Verde ever since.
My Mesa Verde? It's changed. This shit is covered with soIdiers Iike the fIies.
Just the way we Iike it.
What do you mean, that's just the way we Iike it?
If it's a revoIution, it's confusion.
What are you talking about? Revolution? Confusion?
Where there's confusion, a man who knows what he wants
stands a good chance of getting it.
I don't understand you.
Is him?
That's him.
Him who?
- Do you trust me? - No.
- You want to get inside over there? - Si.
I'm going to see to it you have that chance. Come on.
Don't move, goddamn it. Hold him still.
That does it. Relax now.
Relax. It's all over.
If you'd Iet this infection go any Ionger, your widow wouId be paying my biII.
Mallory!
You've hardly joined us here in Mesa Verde
and already you're front-page news.
"lrish dynamiter wanted for murder."
You have a reaI taIent for making friends.
You've stirred up a hornet's nest.
I'II grant you the captain.
But, till now, nobody dared take a crack at foreign capitalists.
Not even Pancho Villa.
Seems even His Majesty's Secret Service would like to get their hands on you.
Yet you are an asset to us.
Even if sometimes you do drink a bit too much.
Who says I drink too much?
- Your Iiver does. - What about that one? Him?
He's all right.
Except that, when operating, he cuts deeper than I do.
What the doctor means is one time we did a IittIe work together.
And now, to our work, friends.
I have good news.
In two days, ViIIa and Zapata wiII attack simuItaneousIy from north and south.
We here, Iike those in other cities, must begin paraIIeI actions of harassment.
Huerto's downfall is just a question of weeks.
Whereas MigueI's is onIy a question of hours if he doesn't stop smoking.
Very easy to say.
We'II attack in four pIaces at the same time.
Antonio, your men are to hit the city hall and the old prison.
So divide into two groups, one of them under the command of Jose.
Jesus, the railway station and the marshalling yards as planned.
Be in position in time, in small groups so you won't attract attention.
Act Iike traveIIers or raiIroad empIoyees.
Manolo and Juanito will attack the army barracks with our main forces.
Agreed?
This is their point of maximum concentration
and is the key to the success of our plan.
You must create the impression of a massive attack.
And, if necessary, be prepared to make the finaI sacrifice.
The fourth and Iast target... Ortega, the post office.
When the enemy is busy on four fronts, we'II move against our reaI objective.
Are we still agreeing?
- You'II need men. - I onIy need one man.
- One? - Si.
Him?
Him? Him?
What is with this "him"? Him whom? Whom him?
To do what? That's what I want to know.
To attack the bank.
The bank?
We will take care of the bank.